Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
We left the knife in your bed.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
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Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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