"it" just moved
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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