I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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