soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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