oh god the rape fog is back!
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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