they need to just BURY HIM!
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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