Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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