I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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