dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I need a burrito and a hug.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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