Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
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first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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