I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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