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What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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