If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
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His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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