my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
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