And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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