I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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