I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I would ride that face into the sunset
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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