So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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