Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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