I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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