Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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