I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
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The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
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Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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