I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
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Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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