Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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