Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
i believe in u and ur pee
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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