i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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