don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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