And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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