If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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