She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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