I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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