can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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