Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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