oh god the rape fog is back!
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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