The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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