I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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