If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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