I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
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She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
soo... how was my night?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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