I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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