I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
