I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
