even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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