You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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