That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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