WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I just put wine in my tea
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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