Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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