How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
You work out of a Hotel?
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
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