these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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