Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I'm really busy with my period
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