I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
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I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
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My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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