Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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