had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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We talked him into tasing himself.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
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I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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