you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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