He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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