who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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