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Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant

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Good decisions....

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Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up

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(401): Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant (978): Good decisions.... (401): Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up http://tfl.nu/4ade

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This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca

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(410): This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca http://tfl.nu/b19s

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farters have to be the big spoon...

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(913): farters have to be the big spoon... http://tfl.nu/5j3w

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alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac

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(206): alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac http://tfl.nu/kfdr

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giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?

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(917): giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong? http://tfl.nu/9q3v

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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.

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At least he's a nutritious stoner...

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(402): Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches. (1-402): At least he's a nutritious stoner... http://tfl.nu/2qp4

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Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.

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(401): Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name. http://tfl.nu/4teg

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They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"

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(701): They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?" http://tfl.nu/4dfl

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Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.

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(908): Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester. http://tfl.nu/ge44

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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year

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(250): Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year http://tfl.nu/1qcg

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I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"

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(650): I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun" http://tfl.nu/k4ww

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Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game

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(619): Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game http://tfl.nu/kw14

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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won

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(856): Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won http://tfl.nu/yv5v

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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.

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(724): She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma. http://tfl.nu/9fyo

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I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico

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(315): I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico http://tfl.nu/dzp9

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