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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.

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  I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.

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• (209): View more from California

  I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables

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• (718): View more from New York

  I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.

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  They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.

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