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My first STD was from a foam party

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(202): My first STD was from a foam party http://tfl.nu/z9i4

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(716): View more from New York

why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross

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its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary

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i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal

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(716): why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross (860): its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary (716): i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal http://tfl.nu/td08

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(817): View more from Texas

I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!

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(817): I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network! http://tfl.nu/tfom

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.

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(828): Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico. http://tfl.nu/ifni

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden

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(617): Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden http://tfl.nu/88jg

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(714): View more from California

I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister

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(714): I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister http://tfl.nu/d8wy

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit

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(405): You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit http://tfl.nu/wkkh

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Houston, we have a squirter

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(704): Houston, we have a squirter http://tfl.nu/27k8

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(501): View more from Arkansas

All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession

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(501): All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession http://tfl.nu/yu57

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I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.

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(+04): I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs. http://tfl.nu/iwem

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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week

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(919): Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week http://tfl.nu/ejf9

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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.

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(208): Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia. http://tfl.nu/c7aa

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?

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(717): So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards? http://tfl.nu/22rv

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(312): View more from Illinois

My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.

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(312): My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him. http://tfl.nu/tfrh

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(856): View more from New Jersey

He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?

(443): View more from Maryland

YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.

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(856): He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that? (443): YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE. http://tfl.nu/t1lf

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