so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze