as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
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be right there i have to get my cape
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"