i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Brb crying the tears of my youth
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Randomize
