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(303): View more from Colorado

The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

how do you spell 'special'? like slow?

(210): View more from Texas

S P E L L C H E C K

(808): View more from Hawaii

No you dumbass thats not right

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(407): View more from Florida

So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'

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(970): View more from Colorado

Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?

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(415): View more from California

When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?

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(248): View more from Michigan

Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?

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(801): View more from Utah

The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.

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