I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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